Monkey: Hey, hey, hey! Who are you? Or, maybe, WHAT are you?
A Stranger: A Stranger.
Monkey: Well, you're certainly strange. Are you a sock monkey?
A Stranger: I am souk, but no mounkee.
Monkey: Whoa. Weird accent, dude.
A Stranger: I am no dood.
Monkey: Figure of speech, buddy. Where're you from?
A Stranger: I am be veezeetor.
Monkey: A visitor? That's not a place.
A Stranger: Ees good as any odor.
Monkey: I smell you friend. Well, welcome to Bonne Chance, Too! DAH isn't around right now, if you're looking for him.
A Stranger: Not look for DAH. What ees dees "Bone Chons Two?"
Monkey: Bonne Chance was 777 Live Oak Avenue in Ukiah, where we used to live. We hated to leave that house, and all our friends, but we like it here, too. Thus, "Bonne Chance, Too!"
A Stranger: Doos you tink lightning strikes twice?
Monkey: DAH would say that lightning strikes lots of times, if you make yourself a lightning rod.
A Stranger: Lightning rod doos what?
Monkey: Makes the lightning come to you.
A Stranger: Ees you no skeered?
Monkey: Sure, calling down the lightning might be scary, but if you don't call it, you have no hope of controlling it. Me and DAH, we want to capture the lightning, ride the lightning. You know, have adventures! DAH always says, "None of us is getting out of here alive, so we might as well make the most of it."
A Stranger: Dees my home now.
Monkey: Excuse me?
A Stranger: Me like capture new oppertooniddy. Me like Bone Chons, too!
Monkey: So, OK, we have plenty of room. And DAH likes whimsical things. But you're going to need a name. "A Stranger" and "A veezeetor" don't cut it.
A Stranger: What call me den?
Monkey: We'll call you "Quizzle" 'cause you're puzzling to me.
A Stranger: "Kwizzelle?"
Monkey: No, "Quizzle."
A Stranger No More: OK, me Quizzle now at Bonne Chance, Too.
DAH is David Anthony Hance at DAHplaytime.com. Monkey is. Quizzle came out of the closet (thank you, Chris)
Hey Mr. Fudge! I am from Dallas where Stretch the Balloon Dude showed me the magic of twniistg years ago. I work in retail stores and do special event and in-store promotions, using balloon cartoons as my advertising media. I just moved to Clearwater and I currently work full time as a balloonist. Perhaps we could get together and talk about the balloon biz. I would love to meet other balloon artists in the industry here in Florida. I have been twniistg for 15 years and I can make just about all the cartoons you see on T.V. I am working on a host of characters right now and I will be opening a storefront called the INFLATION STATION some time this year. We combine balloon artistry with portrait photography to capture moments of extreme fun! Would you like to be a part of our adventure? I look forward to hearing from you. I was at Diamond Jam 2009. I photographed the entire event and I have many pics of the Balloon Couture Fashion Show. Write me back at I look forward to hearing from you.Rick Louthen
Posted by: Aditya | May 14, 2012 at 07:39 PM
I like this one it's Mooch-ish. Fabulous expression. I have ALWAYS had my Mooch in my bedorom windo of every apartment perhaps not the wisest as he is a bit faded and quite dirty. But I SWEAR his expression would change every few days. Yay for monkeys who really SEE you and help you find your sense of humor on days when it's a bit buried. This spider moneky is TOTALLY checking something out!!! I would love a monkey on my wall wait I have no wall. But I know KYLE and Kyle will someday make me my own Monkey painting.
Posted by: Kimberly | July 29, 2012 at 05:21 PM