Wine Sock Monkey from Walla Walla, which should be Walla Walla Walla for triple the fun

Monkey:  I can't believe it!

DAH:  What now?

Monkey:  Another monkey!

DAH:  Ah, the monkey wine sock.

Monkey:  Monkey wine sock?

DAH:  It's from Fred.

Monkey:  Who's Fred?

DAH:  Or "World Wide Fred" or "Fred & Friends" … I'm not exactly clear on their name.

Monkey:  Fred, fred, FRED! Who's Fred?

DAH:  The company that sells this wine sock monkey. Check out their website: HERE.

Monkey:  Sorry, I don't surf. So this "fred" gave you this new monkey?

DAH:  No, Fred made the monkey.

Monkey:  STOP! I don't want to hear any creationist mumbo-jumbo about making monkeys. We've already had this conversation. I just AM, and we just ARE.

DAH:  The sock wine monkey was a gift from AMP.

Monkey:  A gift? You didn't even ask for it?

DAH:  Well, I guess I sorta did by always talking to you.

Monkey:  That's right, blame the Monkey!

DAH:  I wasn't trying to blame anyone.

Monkey:  Ha! But if I just AM, and we just ARE, then everything must be someone's fault!

DAH:  That seems like faulty logic, but I'm a little tired, so I'll just let it slide.

Monkey:  Like socks on a shiny smooth floor?

DAH:  Maybe.

Monkey:  You'd blithely strut and slide on my emergent monkey antecedents?

DAH:  You don't have any aunties, and we're not getting into evolution, either.

Monkey:  So, what's this AMP that gave unto you the wine monkey sock? Some kind of over-caffeinated god?

DAH:  My friend, Allison, from Walla Walla.

Monkey:  That sounds made-up. Did you just make that up?

DAH:  Which? My friend, or Allison, or Walla Walla?

Monkey:  Knowing you, as I do, maybe all three. But I was referring to "Walla Walla" … that sounds made-up.

DAH:  I told Allison we should petition to add a Walla, to make it Walla Walla Walla. Everything's better in threes.

Monkey:  You say that, but you seem to lack religious conviction.

DAH:  I've never been convicted of anything.

Monkey:  Not to your knowledge, maybe. But there are monkey tribunals of which you know nothing.

DAH:  See? Three again! Tri - Bunal!

Monkey:  Shut up.

DAH is David Anthony Hance. Monkey is.