DAH, the surprisingly effective friendship and professional application is now available in BETA version 4.0. There have been several upgrades to DAH in this new version, although everything associated with the DAH application remains, as always, backwards compatible. Check out these exciting new features and improvements!
- 75 percent increased capacity for jolliness, with even louder laughter!
- 50 percent more eagerness to make new friends!
- 35 percent greater interest in cutting to the chase and getting things done (confirmed by independent checklist analysis)!
- 100 percent more likely to take the stairs (second floor office requirement)!
- Field-tested capability to sunburn twice in one week (beach access improved)!
- Significantly enhanced speed-writing style (doing it daily does it)!
- Recently restored risk-tolerance (all-natural confidence based, with no new pharmaceutical additives)!
More than a year in the making, this BETA release does lack the musical and theatrical modules that were significant features in DAH versions 1.0 and 3.0. However, the elimination of time-sumpage associated with those features contributed to several of the new features and improvements.
The maker of DAH projects a modest additional upgrade, DAH version 4.1, late in 2009. However, DAH users are encouraged to embrace version 4.0 now (the hugs really help), rather than waiting until the holiday season.
If you're creative and fun-loving, ready to really engage in life, you owe it to yourself to try DAH today. With this new release of version 4.0, we know you'll find DAH beta than evah.
Download me today.
You really are too much fun, David! I look forward to trying the upgraded version although I really liked the original.
Posted by: Patricia Belyea | July 14, 2009 at 07:40 AM
I promise you, Patricia, that the new version is fabulous. If you liked DAH then, you'll love DAH now!
Posted by: DAH, David Anthony Hance | July 14, 2009 at 09:55 AM